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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 09:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

No way

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are narcissists happy people generally?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

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So they tried

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!