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14.06.2025 09:40

They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
No way
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!